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February, 2006:

Where are we?

I was out last night at the home of some friends. Our church has just begun the 40 Days of Community programme and so it was the first night of our small group meetings.

A couple of other guys from church were making their way there too but got quite lost in the process. They had to ring and ask for directions which is supposedly something that men don’t do very often or very well.

The exception to that rule, it would seem, would be in India. Last night’s experience reminded me of the first time I visited the Taj Mahal in 2003. The guys who were driving us there stopped to ask some passers by for directions. A crowd gathered and everyone added their 2 cents worth, or should I say their two rupees worth. It was all in Hindi so I didn’t understand anything apart from Taj Mahal. It was fascinating to see how many people decided that they should wander over and give our Indian friends the benefit of their knowledge of the roads of Agra.

After getting directions we were all set. We drove off. With all that information I was sure we’d get there without further problems.

500 metres up the road we stopped again and repeated the process. More road experts surrounded the van and pointed in a variety of directions before we headed off again. After another three or four stops to ask directions, we arrived.

So there you have it. It’s not a ‘man thing’ after all. The reticence to ask for directions apparently has a lot more to do with culture than gender.

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Lookin' out my back door

I tamed the wilderness yesterday afternoon. Our front and back lawns have been growing very well and were starting to look a little wild. I fired up the mower and sorted it all out.

I’m sure our mower is the one that Adam used to keep the Garden of Eden in order. It’s very old but it certainly does the job. The lawn now looks wonderful. The mower was given to us some time back.

After many years of using lawn mowing contractors I’m now able to cut the lawn how we want it. The guys that have done the job in the past have never been able to undersand that we don’t want a lawn that is scalped every month. They seem to want to cut it so low that it spends the next month trying to recover, only to be scalped again. We’ve been told that it will end up being springy and we say, “YES, that’s what we want.” They have grudgingly agreed to raise their mowers by a millimetre or two but the lawn has still suffered, especially in the Summer heat.

I must admit that I’m not a big fan of mowing. I don’t particularly enjoy pushing a noisy, smelly device backwards and forwards across our yard. However, I do enjoy the finished product. I’m always amazed at how our shabby grass turns into wonderful lawn. I suppose a lot of life is like that. We hate the process but we enjoy the ability to stand back and admire the end product.

Now all we need is the forecast rain to do its bit and give the garden a good watering.

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2 Minutes 50 Seconds

Every few weeks I work on a Saturday morning. It’s a long on-air shift from 6:00 a.m. to midday. Yesterday was one of those Saturdays.

If I’m rostered on-air I like to be at the radio station well before it’s time to sit behind the microphone. Unfortunately I was running a little late yesterday morning.

Now I have to let you in on a little secret. Our midnight to dawn shift isn’t live. From midnight each night until 6:00 a.m. the next day the announcer’s talk breaks are all played to air from computer. The appointed midnight to dawn announcer records everything the day before, so the announcer that finishes at midnight simply tells the computer to go into automation mode and lets it do it’s thing for six hours. That means that if no announcer turns up in time, the computer simply stops somewhere around 6 o’clock. Not good.

I left home much later than I wanted to yesterday morning and pedalled pretty hard. Thankfully I only got one red light the whole trip and the traffic before sunrise on a Saturday morning is usually fairly light. I watched my heart rate monitor slip into overdrive through a large portion of the trip.

Once I arrived at the radio station I threw my bike over my shoulder and dashed upstairs. I went straight into the studio and saw that the final hour of the mid-dawn shift was going to run about three minutes short. There was just 2 minutes and 50 seconds of the final song of the hour left. I quickly had to search the computer for a suitable 3 minute song to add to bring us up to 6 o’clock. With about 12 seconds left I pushed the enter button on the studio computer and added a song.

Three minutes later, at exactly 6:00 a.m., I opened the microphone for the first time in my six hour shift and wished everyone a good morning. Everything was just fine. (Thankfully there is always a journalist preparing news bulletins in the radio station well before 6 so if push came to shove they could race around and push a couple of buttons.)

Next time I think I’ll do two things. I’ll get to bed sooner the night before and I’ll set my alarm to go off a little earlier in the morning.

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Hammer Time

The man himself, MC Hammer, is now blogging.

He has a new album on the way and is looking forward to the new baseball season.

Check out his blog by clicking here.

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It's the Kezza show

I mentioned a couple of posts ago that I was going to be speaking to Gary Bates about his book Alien Intrusion. Gary joined me on-air for the best part of an hour talking all things alien.

The overwhelming evidence says that something is going on. Gary and many others believe that it’s something spiritual rather than extraterrestrial. You can find out more about Gary, his beliefs and his book at the Alien Intrusion Website.

Bringing Gary to our studios was fellow blogger Kezza and her mum. As you can see in the photo she looks great as a radio announcer. I’d better be careful that she doesn’t pinch my job.

Kezza’s definitely one of my most favourite bloggers so it was wonderful to finally meet her face to face.

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