Everyone else seems to be doing it so I thought I’d join in. The idea is that you put your name followed the word ‘needs’ into Google and then list the first ten results. Here are ten that I prepared earlier.
Rodney needs a holiday.
Rodney needs to find something to sell, give away, throw out or burn.
Rodney needs to let go of old crap, literally, figuratively, and most of all, psychologically.
Rodney needs to collect the pieces of the new upgrade first.
Rodney needs to place balls of titanium on the table.
Rodney needs an adjustment.
Rodney needs a girlfriend to win a bet.
Rodney needs to be struck by the grammar nazi.
Rodney needs capable people.
Rodney needs a place to spend the night.
I agree with some, disagree with others and then there are those that I just don’t understand at all.
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interesting exercise!
Definitely fun to try out. I gave it a go and couldn’t find much that made sense except “Charlene needs to add some winter items to her collection”. I could always do with new clothes, even if we are heading into summer.
Have you tried googlism.com ? A whole website devoted to finding out what google thinks about you. “Michael is one hot papi chulo.”
Yeah, I like googlism.com!
“paula is not a book you can read at one sitting”
Hmmmm lets see now . . .
Bruce needs a shave – true
Bruce needs other people – true
Bruce needs Valium. Lots – hmmm?
Bruce needs pills for pain – ok . .
Bruce needs to do a bootleg series like Dylan – ????
Bruce needs a pee – well actually I have just gone
Bruce needs help – absolutely
Bruce needs to either be honest about his reasoning or admit to his intellectual difficulties – oh I agree . . .
Bruce needs room to turn around in his wheelchair – looks like I wont be riding again!
and . . .
Bruce needs to find a computer, and fast – so what am I using at the moment?
What a fun exercise!
Apparently I “need a girlfriend to go kill’n with.”
Uncanny.