Hamo reckons that we should have an Aussie version of the Alpha course presented by Mick Molloy.
I think he’s onto something. Maybe we should all come up with a few ideas of Australians we think would be great to present an Alpha course.
Steve Irwin: Crikey – I can’t imagine why anyone would put their own son in danger – but that’s just what God did for us – yet he was in total control the whole time.
Rove: God coming to earth as a man? What the?
Dame Edna: Hello Possums. You know, it was just yesterday as I was speaking to God – and he said to me …..
Rolf Harris: Save my hide when I’m dead Fred, save my hide when I’m dead, so God saved his hide when he died, Clyde and that’s it hanging on the shed, all together now …
I’m sure others can come up with something more imaginative. Let’s get the comments rolling. (Sorry for those who are unfamiliar with the Aussies mentioned.)
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great stuf mate – very funny! I’m not sure a Mick Molloy version would be publishable!
Yup, great blog and writing!
Kath and/or Kim on the nature of sin: “Look at mooooooy”
Richie Benaud: “Sensational Sacrifice, that”
Eddie McGuire: “Do you accept that He died for your sins? …. Is that your final answer?”
Very nice Dave. Love your work. 🙂
I’m sure there are still a few good ones to come.
These are classic! 🙂 MORE, please!
Gretel Killeen: It’s time to go….. Judas
Aunty Jack: Repent! Or I’ll rip yer bl**dy arms orf!
Bert Newton: “Eloi, Eloi, Lama Sabachthani”. Now, here’s Moira.
Brian Henderson: That’s the way it is.