Wanted

Does that old guy who sits at the local cafe sipping cappucinos look strangely familiar?

Are you sure you’ve seen that guy that catches the number 27 bus with you somewhere before?

Do you think that the lovely old gent in the church choir has a remarkable voice and you’re sure you’ve heard it somewhere before?

Maybe it’s the King of Rock and Roll himself. Maybe he’s carved out a new life for himself in your neighbourhood.

If you know where to find Elvis Presley alive, a filmaker will trade your information for $3 000 000. If you want to know how to claim your prize just go to the Elvis Wanted website.

Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, millions of conspiracy theorists around the world still believe that Elvis Aron Presley is still alive and that he faked his own death to escape the spotlight. Now the makers of the upcoming film, The Truth About Elvis, are offering large amounts of cash for whoever finds Elvis alive.

It’s a great marketing idea. Let’s face it, no one is going to find Elvis so their money is safe. In the mean time, they’re getting a huge amount of free publicity even before the film is released.

On the other hand, if you do know where Elvis is living, I’ll expect a cut of the reward for letting you know about it.

Posted by Rodney Olsen

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Rodney Olsen

Rodney is a husband, father, cyclist, blogger and podcaster from Perth Western Australia.

He previously worked in radio for about 25 years but these days he spends his time at Compassion Australia, working towards releasing children from poverty in Jesus' name.

The views he expresses here are his own.

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2 Comments

  • Well, there’s good news and there’s bad news. The good news? I remember a grave digger from Wauchope in the vicinity of the mid-north coast of New South Wales claiming Elvis was alive and living in Kempsey a few years ago.

    The bad news is that having been to Kempsey in the past, I really can’t imagine Elvis choosing there to live of all the places in the world. I think there’s reason to be a little cynical.

    Can anyone tell me why Elvis impersonators always try to look like the fat 70’s Elvis rather than the handsome, spanky 50’s Elvis?

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